So, like, Antigone, man.
Every semester I think I'm done with it
totes, dude
and then another teacher assigns it
awww, man, is that chick back
and I am like, what the hell, man.
): i'm sorry
Goddamn Antigone, man
that bitch
she's stalking me or something.
I totes get you man, she is totes a bitch.
yeah, she's kinda a crazy
i think you should let her down gently
Yeah.
she will love again, after all
But none of that I just wanna be friends shit.
not doing that.
I love giving irreverent answers in lecture.
Teacher: What is the chorus suggesting in this passage?
Me: Let's get drunk and party.
Teacher: in as many words, yes.
i enjoy john wilkes
that devil
totes scandalous
Right now,
me and Georg Buchner are like *this*, man
but I would rather write a paper on Angels in America
dude, while I was reading that I didn't want it to end.
but that is not the assignment
man, i know what you mean
(why are we talking like stoned hippies.)
i would write another paper on john wilkes in a heartbeat but instead i have to write one on mary mags
(i do not even know)
(Whatever the reason let's keep doing it.)
(this may or may not be how i usually talk)
(k dude)
(this may or may not end up on my blog.)
rofl, that is fine either way
but man
mary mags is pretty dumb
Wait, John Wilkes?
Like John Wilkes Booth?
nope!
the dude who shot the president?
like that british one
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE
TO ASSASINATE LINCOLN.
the british john wilkes who was crosseyed and seduced ladies and was all 'hmmm the irish are trying to kill me'
'as are the scottish'
A paranoid cassanova, eh?
'is it because i keep slandering them'
'nahhhh'
oh, no
he was this real ugly dude who slandered the scottish and avoided like tons of assasination attempts all while charming everyone else into submission
he was elected to parliament while in prison
like twice in a row
:V
:V
But.
I mean
Are you a bad enough dude to assassinate lincoln?
well
I know a dude
yeah
totes
who claims he's related
but only if he like
to john wilkes booth
slandered my family name or idk
that is pretty bamf
but he runs a dinner theater, so it might be just for publicity
I mean
he runs
a dinner theater.
a dinner theater.
yeah
that is
somewhat suspect
i bet he doesn't get much business from presidents then
I would watch my back
i would too but i have to do this lab writeup
SIIIIIGH
otherwise i would be watching that shit like an owl
assuming that i somehow was able to turn my head that far
hahaha
Siiiiiiigh, I have a paper
on Antigone
that bitch.
biiiitch
you know we should like
tp her house or something later
Dump pigs blood on her at prom
she deserves it.
damn
i hear that doesn't go over well in the end though
True.
Bad juju, man
but dude, i bet she watches you while you sleep. you gotta do somethin about it, man, i mean
Its creepy
what is she's a vampire all of a sudden you'd be in like
she's like edward cullen
but dead
some crappy romance book
and greek
idk
idk
that's the worst edward cullen of all
):
Goddamn Antigone
it's all your fault.
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