Saturday, May 22, 2010

Unflappable conviction.

Let's call my friend J.C.

J.C. and I have a theory.

We suspect that Bill Nye is a time lord.

It is a theory based entirely on a fondness for bowties,

and eccentric characterization.

Also that awesome crazy lab of his that defied the laws of physics.

(Probably because it was a sound stage on a PBS backlot somewhere.)

We think it is a TARDIS.

Also because he was just that cool.

We also think Ms. Frizzle is a time lord.

This one is easier to explain.

The bus.

One only has to think about the bus.

It travels through space and time.

It is so obviously a TARDIS.

So I will leave it at that.

Because

Clearly

I have discovered a conspiracy.

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