This post is not about you.

I am glad that your schedule has cleared up and you have more free time to do silly online things. I would love to be friends with you again. However, please do not IM me to complain about your mother/school/work/your loser drug addict boyfriend/your health, because I spent a year as your emotional dumpground trying to talk you through things that I really have no experience with, and I don't know if I can do it again. Just because I can listen doesn't mean I necessarily want to.

In short:

Friends yay.

Your personal free psychologist nay.