Saturday, January 15, 2011

Contemplation of a toilet seat.

I'm kind of obsessive about wiping off public toilets before I use them. It's because when I forget, the seat is usually wet. Don't you hate that feeling? I mean, I'm pretty sure this is why most people squat, but you can't get HIV from a toilet seat. (And if you do manage to get HIV from a toilet seat, contact me: I'd be very interested to know what you were doing with that toilet seat.)

So you do your business and dry yourself off, and then you experience a profound sense of relief when you realize that the toilet is a very wet flusher, or else that the nearby sink splashes a lot.

That was probably too much information.

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