Wednesday, July 20, 2011

THAT'S NOT MY NAME AND I'M GOING TO STOP ANSWERING TO IT.

In the last hour I have been called:

Eliza

Alice

Uhliza

Eleza

Eluza

Elaza

And basically every other combination of consonants and vowels that sounds vaguely like my name without actually being it. I have also been interrogated about my belief in ghosts, the afterlife, and Michael Jackson (as my lord and savior, amen?).

Anyways I have a midterm tomorrow and then I get to go home to celebrate my great (fantastic!) uncle's hundredth birthday and hang out with all my cousins and marvel at how amazing life is.

But right now I have notes to study and the sinking suspicion that no one in this apartment actually knows how to pronounce my name.

Leez out.

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