STRESS DREAM.

One of my friends (a blonde one, and I can't remember anything more specific) had decided to become a politician, and she had these two fantastic pseudonyms she was using that I can't remember except they were sort of dark, "Lou Cipher" type puns. And then she was really mean to me and drove around in a convertable and set stuff on fire and I was like,

"WHAT. WHAT. WHAT."

And then my mother's phone rang at 6:16 in the morning and woke me up.

I'd probably remember more of it if she hadn't been talking so loudly!