Today while waiting to be swiped in at the gym, I encountered an older man who my family knows from our synagogue. He commented to me that I looked like I'd gained a few inches, and I was taken aback - first of all because I haven't, and second of all, because who is he to make that kind of comment to me?!
"In height?" I asked uncertainly, trying to save the situation.
"Yeah, yeah, in height," he replied.
I've been the same height since eighth grade.
Also, I need someone to come over here with a shovel and dig my dignity out of this pit it's in. It started with reading Sherlock Holmes fanfic, which progressed to BBC Sherlock fanfic, which ultimately turned into 'Why the hell am I reading Sherlock/Harry Potter Crossovers and enjoying them."
Well, it's this or watch another ten episodes of Community. I can't help myself. It's hilarious.
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