Roomie: "Let's go to Whole Foods and then cook dinner!"
Me: "Okay!"
D: "Now let's walk up to 23rd street and visit our friend S who just got in from China literally HALF AN HOUR AGO."
Me: "It's ten PM!"
D: "Let's go!"
Me: "Okay!"
S: "I just got in but my furniture is arranged in such a way that I can't open my closet. I need to unpack."
Me: "Let's move the furniture!"
S: "I feel like I should tell you that I'm drunk."
Me: "LET'S MOVE THE FURNITURE!"
S: "Okay!"
D: "Hey a bunch of our friends are up on the fifth floor, OH HEY THE FURNITURE LOOKS GOOD IN HERE."
Me and S: "We know, right?"
H: "Do I know you?"
Me: "I don't know but you look familiar."
H: "Were you at that thing, with the thing?"
Me: "No?"
H: "Well I'm sure I know you."
Me: "We'll figure it out."
Friends on the fifth floor: "We're bored, let's walk back to P and E's room! Nine blocks away!"
Everyone: "Okay!"
Me: "I live in that building, so yes!"
Me, P, and H: "Let's power walk ahead of the group!"
Everyone else: *is really far behind*
Me, P, and Other-H: "Oh, we should probably wait for them."
Guy at the front desk: "I dislike you young whippersnappers. Also the ID cards aren't all working yet so I am going to make you stand in line and swipe in one at a time."
D: "I don't know how to get to the airport on the subway!"
Me and P: "LET'S TEACH YOU!"
D: "I still don't understand but I will do it!"
Me: "Oh god I am tired. Like, I am so tired I am incoherent."
P: "Yeah I stopped having any idea what you were talking about ten minutes ago."
Everyone: "LEEZ, GO TO BED."
Me: "Okay I am going to bed."
Roomie: "I am on skype with my boyfriend!"
Me: "I am taking a shower be off when I get out I am going to sleep."
And that is last night. Some of the bits towards the end might be fictionalized in the name of dramatic license, but not because I don't remember them. Just because I was really tired at that point at the actually conversation was more like, "Why are you still here, Aliza?"
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