"Can I borrow some plastic cups?" "...How about I give you some, and you keep them?"
"Can I borrow a trash bag?" "Er, sure, but don't bring it back."
"Can I borrow some sugar?" "Just take it."
"Can I borrow a tampon?" "HERE. IT'S YOURS. IT'S A GIFT."
I cracked up at the last one. XD
ReplyDeleteI guess when people say "Borrow" on items that aren't typically 'borrowed' they intend to imply a intention to return the favor in the future, should the need arise. But I really don't know.